May 2013
84 posts
“One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all have to take off our shoes at the...”
– John Oliver (via azspot)
This is how the rain looks like when you're up...
sadisticmagidan:
BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.
I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
man scrolling through tumblr sees a feminist rant...
shitstraightwhiteguyssay:
iphisquandary:
plot twist: the man thinks, ah, she is simply expressing her frustration as a member of an oppressed group, whilst hating the construction of masculinity that was designed to keep her down, not necessarily all individual men such as myself…this is absolutely not the same thing as sexism and not a personal attack on me *keeps scrolling*
hint hint
I need masculism because the notion that women...
throwingpeaches:
So the security system on the computers at my school won’t allow anyone to use the word “lesbian” in any search on the internet. The words gay, homosexual, queer, and transgender are not blocked. Just lesbian.
Now if that isn’t a double whammy of oppression (against both the homosexual community and women), then I don’t know what is.
thenaebyrd777:
inhalers:
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
murrlin:
looking up ref for nsfw drawing
google image searches “woman riding man”
yes exactly what i needed
aragingquiet:
themongooseandthesnake:
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the...
Way to internalize all the guilt and shame, self. Top notch work!
maydaykoigo:
curiouslyhigh:
bunnywith:
tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
chekhov:
Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
lwordobsession:
yougotrudeboxed:
I need to stop caring about fictional lesbians
#my life in one single post
