Hey Girl.

Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what

magicrobotgeography:

scribbles-and-slash:

I usually don’t take pictures of strangers and post them online but…
Today at Target this lady was being dragged by her two sons into the toy aisle and since I was looking at Transformers I happened to see them go by. These boys were REALLY excited about something and I wasn’t sure what, so out of curiosity I peeked around the “boy’s aisle” and….
They were grabbing tons of different dolls and accessories and begging their mom for them and what she told them was priceless.
She didn’t say no because they were boys who wanted “girl’s toys”….she said, “You already have Ariel, don’t you want someone else?” And one of the boys just kept yelling how Ariel was his favorite.
Their mom was just so frustrated and exhausted like they must beg her for princess toys all the time and they probably have so many back at home and I’m sorry but that’s just adorable ;w;

That’s like this one time I was in the toy aisle at Wal-Mart and this lady and her son walked past me, and I heard her mumble something about Monster High dolls, and her son got really excited about them. So, they walked past this one doll and he made grabby hands at it and you know what his mom said? “That’s a knock-off toy, you want the real thing don’t you?”
And I just thought it was utterly priceless because it’s like, “good job, mom, no generic toys for your child.”

And we just drank the consumerism Kool-Aide.

scribbles-and-slash:

I usually don’t take pictures of strangers and post them online but…

Today at Target this lady was being dragged by her two sons into the toy aisle and since I was looking at Transformers I happened to see them go by. These boys were REALLY excited about something and I wasn’t sure what, so out of curiosity I peeked around the “boy’s aisle” and….

They were grabbing tons of different dolls and accessories and begging their mom for them and what she told them was priceless.

She didn’t say no because they were boys who wanted “girl’s toys”….she said,
“You already have Ariel, don’t you want someone else?”
And one of the boys just kept yelling how Ariel was his favorite.

Their mom was just so frustrated and exhausted like they must beg her for princess toys all the time and they probably have so many back at home and I’m sorry but that’s just adorable ;w;

That’s like this one time I was in the toy aisle at Wal-Mart and this lady and her son walked past me, and I heard her mumble something about Monster High dolls, and her son got really excited about them. So, they walked past this one doll and he made grabby hands at it and you know what his mom said? “That’s a knock-off toy, you want the real thing don’t you?”

And I just thought it was utterly priceless because it’s like, “good job, mom, no generic toys for your child.”

And we just drank the consumerism Kool-Aide.

iluisindustries:

Now I’m no heterophobe, but in a hetero relationship, like… which one’s the man and which one’s the other man?

madness-and-sunshine:

maudit:

hanktwerk (x)

Omg

kripacs:

i actually thought homicide was spelt homocide

and i was like

exactly

don’t fucking mess with queer people

(Source: kripacs--archive)

(Source: reddit.com)

wienerstuck:

you know where to find me

stopharry2013:

i want to be so rich that each time i see a spider in my house i can just move out

(Source: desarios)

kyary:

“this world is fucked up” the white teenage boy says

not because of the constant discrimination of minorities all over the world but because nicki minaj has reached number one

(Source: jamofalifetime)

Wow, I make really bad decisions. It wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t watch myself make them, all while thinking “This is a terrible idea and will have negative consequences”.

95% of the time I stop myself before the final damage is done, but my God, how I can get myself in trouble. It is like I want to have a bad time. Don’t be Jenny, Mary.