that cute new girl takes the fact that I am a raging commitmentphobe as a good thing, and will still be willing to have sex with me.

Best Friends are all the companionship I need, although somewhere in there I need a fuck friend. But who needs a girlfriend when you can have casual sex with a friend? I really think we need to consider this as a viable option in life.

Dammit, she isn’t texting me back now.

Well, if my super witty last minute joke text of “Or, alternatively: brb, becoming Shane” doesn’t work, I guess I will have to move on from her too. Which is sad, because if an L Word reference can’t get her to change her mind, nothing will.

Verdad, bitches.

lundibix:

I love the Flame Atronach :3

lgbtlaughs:

[satirical mock up of a magazine poster for a fictional ‘radical feminism’ magazine. cover features a young blond white (implied) cis woman in a white dress. various headlines touting the stories within and satirising the views found amongst radical feminism/radfem communities follow:

• The…

I love this.

previouslysane:

My reaction to her liking my scar:

that is trying to leave your girlfriend and not knowing where you would go and how you could afford it, there was an upside to this downward spiral.

That is, The Girlfriend’s ex, with whom the The Girlfriend and I had a threeway with for our one year anniversary, thinks a surgical scar I have, and the bar that is underneath it, is hot. I have so many body issues due to this scar, this bar you feel every time I have sex, this ugly line and rail under my breasts.

Also, I’m kinda interested in my girlfriend’s ex. The girl who was before me.

Aaaand I’m a bad person.

punkrockmermaid:

“I’m not ashamed to dress ‘like a woman’ because I don’t think it’s shameful to be a woman.” - Iggy Pop

Iggy Pop is such a bad ass. There’s an interview I watched where his manager talked about having to bail him out of jail. The manager shows up and Iggy is drunk, disorderly, and wearing a dress. His manager asked “Ig, why are you wearing a womans dress?” and Iggy replied “I beg to differ, this is a mans dress.”

It’s like Eddie Izzard says - ‘They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.’